Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

by HunterJohnston2002 April 22, 2018

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

Chocolate shower

The act of spraying someone with a sea of diarrhea.

She decided to withhold the water shower after she received the chocolate shower.

by Merrtle January 5, 2018

bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

warm man shower

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.

"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

by TheTruthHasBeenRevealed September 4, 2017