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French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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French fry boy

A tall sexy boy who is white or black.
by Maskman December 7, 2021
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Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.
I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.
by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021
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French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.
My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.
by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018
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french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun
"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"
by anonymous March 24, 2025
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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
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French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!
by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022
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