A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.
Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
by baked August 30, 2006
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Get the smash face mug.An ugly face that can be linked to the face that Farrah Abraham (from MTV's 16 and Pregnant) makes when she cries.
by shysammi July 18, 2011
Get the Farrah Faces mug.A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.
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Get the old face mug.An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!
by Marie Johnston March 30, 2008
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by trent4eva June 17, 2011
Get the badger face mug.A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.
by claylovesmen July 24, 2008
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