Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."

"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"

by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

Biscuit Man

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.

Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.

by King Confuza May 21, 2022

Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.

I ate a biscuit

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.

Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.

by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022