34 1/2

34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.

34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.

by asisee January 16, 2013

2 Beer Bisexual

A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.

The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

by Mehro November 15, 2004

2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom

If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk

by Os III April 23, 2015

2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

by I'm Rick Burd, Bitch April 2, 2004

core 2 duo

New processor line developed by Intel Corporation. Based on the P6 and P4 Mobile architectures, it outperforms the AMD competition at a lower price point. It features more effecient instruction decoding, larger cache, a higher FSB, and a higher IPC, all while producing less heat.

Person one: d00d I just got a new Athlon64 5000+ for only 800$
Person two: n00b you should have bought a Core 2 Duo.

by cymon July 23, 2006