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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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rainbow clown

A pejorative for a gay person or anyone else who is part of LGBT who not only bases their entire personality solely off of their sexual orientation/preferences, but is also completely obnoxious about it.

They’re the degenerates that you see at the Pride Parades who dress in barely anything and turn it into a freak show of hypersexuality where they flaunt their fetishes for the entire world to see and will call you a bigot if you criticize them for it.

Rainbow clowns are shallow, obnoxious, and entitled degenerates who think that they’re hated because they’re LGBT, but in reality they’re hated just because they’re annoying.

They completely lack self awareness and respect for public decency and will call anyone who criticizes them bigots.
The Rainbow Clowns took over the streets of San Francisco for the entirety of Pride Month, dancing and twerking in assless chaps when children were present. When a parent tried to shield her child’s eyes the Rainbow Clowns noticed and accused her of bigotry. They later doxxed her via social media.
by wtrbrth April 21, 2024
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Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol
Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much
by lilbrizo September 16, 2012
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Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"
Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .
by MadMushroom400 December 23, 2021
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clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024
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clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.
person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..
by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022
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clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
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