Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain

George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.

by Charles Montague November 22, 2023

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.

"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"

by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020

Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022

waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.

Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.

by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020

Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 10, 2022

Waffle Conez

A Group/Party That Alwaysz (And I Mean ALWAYSZ) Winsz. Consists Of 2 Hard To Find But EXTREMELY Awrsome *Yes Awrsome* Females. One By The Name Of ;Kha'Shea; ;DollaBu; Or ;Congo-Kha'Sh; And Another By The Name Of ;Laurali; ;Benny; Or ;Lo-Li;

**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D

*Sitting In Science Class*
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*

Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(

Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*

Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?

Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!

Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!

***BELL RiNGS***

Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...

Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!

Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.

Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!

Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!

*Everything Getsz Silent*

Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)

Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!

Thumbs Up Υhe ξnd!

by oo#> Waffle.Conez.Anonymous May 2, 2010