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innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020
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Virgin's Anal

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.
It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.
by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023
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Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie
“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”
by Zoso_Floyd December 13, 2020
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were all virgins

a group or a massive amount of people who have not had sex yet
you:hey were all virgins
by jakyboi May 20, 2019
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Virginism culture

A right and proper name for purity culture, since virginism culture ( *cough* purity culture *cough* ) overly emphasizing sexual abstinence (no sex before marriage) to the point where dating is a strictly prohibited.
Telltale characteristics of virginism culture:
1. No dating allowed, instead, they'll do courtship or even arranged marriage instead
2. No physical contact between opposite sex
3. Watching NSFW contents or jacking off is a "sin"
4. Sex education is taboo, because it will enable people to commit premarital sex
5. Slut shaming and victim blaming
6. Putting women's honour on her hymen's existence
7. Putting human's honour on their ability to do sexual abstinence until they're married
by Sir. B July 12, 2023
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Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 18, 2018
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Starbucks Virgin

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.
The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".
by Builder-o-matic October 1, 2012
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