Texas Christian University

This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
Get the Texas Christian University mug.

Mississippi State University

Located in Starkville, Mississippi. Founded as an Agricultural school and still is to this day. Bitter rivals of Ole Miss and all things preppy. Most students wear boots and Wrangler jeans to class; the few preps which do attend are usually rich due to successful farming by their boot and Wrangler wearing parents. Is a school where tradition means very little.
Ben: "Your going to Mississippi State University right?"
Brent: "No I decided that I have too much class; I am going to Ole Miss!"
Ben: "Atta boy."
by brentj101 October 21, 2008
Get the Mississippi State University mug.

eastern michigan university

A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.
by splibscockie February 06, 2008
Get the eastern michigan university mug.

James Madison University

A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.

LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
by Race for the Cure April 10, 2008
Get the James Madison University mug.

Lenoir-Rhyne University

Lenoir-Rhyne University formerly Lenoir-Rhyne college.LRU is a private university of Lutheran affiliation and is in Hickory, North Carolina. It has a beautiful campus and is open to the community.
Sally: Hey where do you go?
Molly: Lenoir-Rhyne University
Sally: Oh you mean LRU the most awesome university ever!
by Sunshine1214 September 14, 2011
Get the Lenoir-Rhyne University mug.
Northwestern State University. NSU. A 4 year university located in Natchitoches, LA. Home of the Demons. The symbol of their school is a set of 3 columns left over from a plantation home that burned on the land. NSU was established in 1884. NSU is also home to a ghost by the name of Isabella. Legend tells that she lived in the plantation home that burned. Today NSU is known for its fantastic football team, and their mascot Vic was featured on Spike TV when someone recorded Vic and an opposing mascot having a fist fight during a game. When people say they went to Northwestern many people confuse it with the school located in Illinois.
I went to Northwestern State University. No, not the Northwestern in Illinois.
by Just call me Cuddles December 03, 2010
Get the Northwestern State University mug.

University of Wooloomooloo

One of the best universities of New South Wales, Australia. Best know for their excellent philosophy department.
Famous actor Russell Crowe studied philosophy of the university of Wooloomooloo.
by Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce September 26, 2008
Get the University of Wooloomooloo mug.