toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Clover toe

A hot chick that leaves a green turd in the toilet at a party.

This bitch just left a clover toe in my parents bath room!

by Slinky Stinky October 18, 2010

Jenna Per Toe

Jenna is a roasted sweet potato toe. She is kind of boring there is nothing to write about. KIDDING. She likes to have fun but she is a bit of lesbian, so if you're a girl you better watch out! Jen Jen Jenna.

Oh No! Omg is that a Jenna Per Toe!?"

by couchsweetpotato May 15, 2019

toe dud

the crud between your toes

yo nigga you need to clean your toes, you gots dat toe dud in there

by toe dud December 2, 2010

Gazal Toe

A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.

Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe

Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!

by touchofawoman July 24, 2023

toe lord

the meaning by which you call someone if they like or is erected by toes.

Did you hear about Jeffery, i heard he was a toe lord.

by JuiceRiva November 2, 2018

misle toe

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009