1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.
by archyis March 21, 2009
Get the Dropkick Murphys Lawmug. The best friend law is when you have a friend of the opposite gender and your both single around Christmas then you have to date
by Vexk December 19, 2021
Get the Best friend lawmug. by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
Get the Severed arm of the lawmug. A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
by Ludd July 17, 2015
Get the Enoch Arden Lawsmug. Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.
According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow
According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow
by William717 April 8, 2009
Get the Jacob's Third Lawmug. by Mojitohuma January 1, 2014
Get the j-lawmug. That crazy lady ran out in middle of the park, dropped trou, then layed down the law in plain view of everyone.
After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?
After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?
by antitrustfund October 22, 2009
Get the to lay down the lawmug.