New Horizons

When playing Ark survival too much gives you a boner and it becomes a fetish you need.
You have to play ark while fucking your partner to stay hard looking away results in limp dick

Let's play new horizons babe

I wanna rex offend u

by Newho May 29, 2021

The New Original

N. The most kick ass among lesser peers

"Holy Crap - that Mt. Dew Pitch Black is The New Original, dog."

Have you seen my blog? It's The New Original, yo.

by Erik With a K January 15, 2005

New Sarcasm

Noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.

SYN: Lieing

Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."

by Carlos Man of Love August 1, 2010

New Yorking

A term to express making sure our stuff isn't stolen.

Make sure the front door is locked, we don't want anyone New Yorking us.

by justpadge_eats February 20, 2020

New York

Sucks dick

New York sucks dick

by NewYorksucksdick May 4, 2018

Fake News

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know

The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.

by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018

new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.

That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.

by Goddy March 15, 2015