taco tuesday guy 

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.

John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!

taco tuesday guy by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016

Taco Bell titties 

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

Taco Bell titties by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016

taco triangle 

Code for 3 girls going down on each other at the same time.

Me, Lacey and Amanda did a taco triangle during sex last night

taco triangle by Zarbeque July 4, 2016

Tacoma 

When you stuffed your face so full of tacos that pass out.

I ate so many tacos on taco Tuesday that I went into a tacoma!

Tacoma by AkilandJill July 29, 2016

Taco Charlton

The true definition has been lost and exagerated over time. Originated from Irish immigrants in the 1890s. All that is known is that it involves the human anus and tap shoes. It's a popular activity in Michigan.

Aunt Belinda decided to stay the night on Thanksgiving. When she fell asleeep, I gave her a Taco Charlton as revenge.

Taco Charlton by Chief Pun November 26, 2016

taco lemur 

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

taco lemur by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

taco sergeant 

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.

Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself

taco sergeant by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016