do a backflip

A nonchalant and sarcastic reply to someone who wants to kill themself.

Person 1: My life sucks. I feel like jumping off a roof...
Person 2: Do a backflip!

by Captain Pepperoni October 28, 2017

pookie-do

Ending a conversation, but, Never saying goodbye,

"Ok talk to you later pookie-do "

by 19cornbread62 April 12, 2017

doing an ash

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"

I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight

by Jack Banton June 26, 2017

Doing an Asvin

passing out while doing a bit of sport

Damn, he just swam a bit and a minute after he got out, he was totally doing an Asvin.

by Nifaks March 12, 2018

to do a suarez

To bite someone real bad, particularly while in an intense match of football. Like Luis Suárez .

Eg: "Mate you totally did a Suarez on Mike."
Eg2: "To do a Suarez is a delicate business John."

by therealpengmiester February 18, 2017

doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

Do a Phil

To walk out on everyone.

Yeah, he did do a phil on us AGAIN!!!

by MagicDictionary January 2, 2017