Russian abuse

The act of committing abuse against a Russian

You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!

by Veryangryrussianthatgothit July 26, 2020

beautiful russians

The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally

MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES

by Foofyfoff April 27, 2017

Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.

1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.

by Stooojj May 3, 2013

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016