Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a massive lip of dip and gives her honky a blowjob

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a guy/girl goes to give you a blow job with a mouth full of Tabbaco/dip.

Guy: Yo I got a sloppy Dallas last night

by Bababooy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Sloppy Rocket

A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.

Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.

Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?

Person 3: Sloppy rockets.

by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023