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Average Tuna Sandwich

A silly Filipino Minecraft build youtuber who I like. He also has roughly 400k subs, but hasn’t uploaded in a month
I’m in his Average Tuna Sandwiches discord and it’s very nice, and I’m not saying that because he has a gun to my head
by Paulmackooky June 11, 2022
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Big Sandwich Energy

The top tier on the scale of Wifey-material-ness.

Also: Female Equivalent of “Big Dick Energy
Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”

Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
by Lmao4x April 30, 2021
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Gas station sandwich

Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.
After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.
by Studmaster Nate June 5, 2022
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swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.
I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.
by Onetooththree September 29, 2019
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!
" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "
by Siva Biva July 18, 2023
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