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Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Scott jones

It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.

They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.

He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!

But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
If only scott jones new the truth, Id do it all again, and I'd love him to the end!
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
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Scott

A computer technician who spends countless hours searching the dark web for pornographic content. On a typical day he would be found in his mothers basement masturbating to content that is considered illegal in 195 countries .
You wouldn't believe it. I walked in and he was doing a "scott".
by the-saw-us July 5, 2022
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Scottish gardner

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.
by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022
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Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
by carpetstain July 14, 2022
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Scotty

A generally fun loving individual hell bent on having a good time.
Oh god theres scotty
by DownToParty September 5, 2022
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scott

a boy you will never forget. . he’s so caring and generous and he is so good to be around. his personality could brighten anyones day and his smile could light up the darkest night sky. he deserves the whole world and so much more. he treats everyone he loves with such kindness and love and it’s so sweet of him. he’s so brilliant, i mean he’s the smartest boy i’ve met and still manages to have the best sense of humor i’ve seen.

he never fails to put a smile on my face. you’ll miss him so much if you loose him, trust me. so hold on to scott for as long as you can
i love him so much, he’s such a scott
by bananahannah September 6, 2022
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