Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023

Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018

Pop smoke

pop smoke is my husband a very talented and sexy man who was killed for no reason

“have you heard the new album by pop smoke”

by Racheliscute November 22, 2021

smoke a nig

1. to smoke a cigarette ( british)
2. to beat up a nigger(*) ( american)

* an individual with african decent

you wanna go smoke a nig?

by anonymous July 31, 2024

Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024

Smoked Fam

Ok, so Smoked Fam is a Streets Group that is way better than this ass group called "YOULOSE". Another thing is, it has A LOT of admin abuse whereas they mute some mad lads. Overall, this is the best Streets Group.

Smoked Fam muted NiggaSpacedGod 4+ times!

by PRIVATE ENCOUNTERS October 4, 2020