The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
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Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.
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I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
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