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Shotgun Rule
If a person calls shotgun, they automatically get that place in the vehicle. There are only a few exceptions to this rule (also called the Shotty Rule depending on where you're from), such as
~The boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~The driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
~The boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~The driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Pawl-Shotgun!
(Gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. Driver doesn't start vehicle)
Pawl-Gary, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call shotgun?
Gary-I can't fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
Pawl-you liar!
Driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst scum of the bottom of society's shoe would even think of doing that. Get out of my car, you're walking home.
(Gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. Driver doesn't start vehicle)
Pawl-Gary, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call shotgun?
Gary-I can't fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
Pawl-you liar!
Driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst scum of the bottom of society's shoe would even think of doing that. Get out of my car, you're walking home.
Shotgun Rule by wickedmarshmallows!! March 29, 2010
Bikini Rule
The bikini should only be worn by a girl, if she is reasonably thin, and her boobs are big enough to stick out past her stomach.
Bikini Rule by Bariatijmkcb January 6, 2008
runescape
Starting Runescape was the worst decision i ever made. It is a shity game full of scammers, hackers and just all round cock-smacks. 99% of playars are overweight 12 year old loosers or 40year olds trying to add you on myspace. This game slaps dick so hard....
...if u disagree with me you are a knob head, cause this game is extremely lame, the most expensive item in the game are paper hats called "party hats" people sit their clicking on a rock or a tree to get enough resources to sell them to buy these items. However due to the amount of how quickly their price increases it is now almost imposible to obtain one.
Pking-Player killing, this doesent work beacause if someone is about to die they will porbably just teleport. In free version the wildreness is full of pure mages that pray on new players(noobs) to make money. This never works but because the noobs will usually be holding worthless items.Pking isnt even fun because huge clans will just come and kill you. Even if you are in a clan usually the leader keeps all the profits.
Scams-The game is full of scammer that you have to be weary of. The most popular scam in free version is the "gold trimmed amrour scam" where someone will claim they can trim your armour if you give it to them.
History-When i originaly started runescape it was ok, their was no members and far less 12year old nerds. The people in the game heped each other out more, the game was a game and people had more fun. Now players dont play for fun. People usually play till they reach a ceratin combat lvl (126) and quit or they gain a level 99 stat.
members-you get more "map" size, however you have to pay for the game, you also get some mini games, quests and skills. It makes the game much more addictive.
Players-Zezima-RS player that has all stats 99, this guy is a uni student and he obviously a looser with no life as he has 700m xp in the game.
Skills-Their is no skill required to play this game, it just needs time, and in regards to construction and herblaw, money. The skills are all second rate except maybe for fletching. One can make money faster per hour just merchanting.
Addiction-60% of runescape players are addicted to the game. Last month some guy killed himself becuase his friend stole an item called a
white party hat" of him. Serves him right, we got enough loozers in the world!!
Me-I am glad a quit this game. It took up alot of my time, i thought it was fun at the time however when i saw my marks dropping i quit on that day, now i am a happy everyday guy that you will walk up to on the street and say hi!!!
never and i mean ever play runescape. and if you do quit!
...if u disagree with me you are a knob head, cause this game is extremely lame, the most expensive item in the game are paper hats called "party hats" people sit their clicking on a rock or a tree to get enough resources to sell them to buy these items. However due to the amount of how quickly their price increases it is now almost imposible to obtain one.
Pking-Player killing, this doesent work beacause if someone is about to die they will porbably just teleport. In free version the wildreness is full of pure mages that pray on new players(noobs) to make money. This never works but because the noobs will usually be holding worthless items.Pking isnt even fun because huge clans will just come and kill you. Even if you are in a clan usually the leader keeps all the profits.
Scams-The game is full of scammer that you have to be weary of. The most popular scam in free version is the "gold trimmed amrour scam" where someone will claim they can trim your armour if you give it to them.
History-When i originaly started runescape it was ok, their was no members and far less 12year old nerds. The people in the game heped each other out more, the game was a game and people had more fun. Now players dont play for fun. People usually play till they reach a ceratin combat lvl (126) and quit or they gain a level 99 stat.
members-you get more "map" size, however you have to pay for the game, you also get some mini games, quests and skills. It makes the game much more addictive.
Players-Zezima-RS player that has all stats 99, this guy is a uni student and he obviously a looser with no life as he has 700m xp in the game.
Skills-Their is no skill required to play this game, it just needs time, and in regards to construction and herblaw, money. The skills are all second rate except maybe for fletching. One can make money faster per hour just merchanting.
Addiction-60% of runescape players are addicted to the game. Last month some guy killed himself becuase his friend stole an item called a
white party hat" of him. Serves him right, we got enough loozers in the world!!
Me-I am glad a quit this game. It took up alot of my time, i thought it was fun at the time however when i saw my marks dropping i quit on that day, now i am a happy everyday guy that you will walk up to on the street and say hi!!!
never and i mean ever play runescape. and if you do quit!
runescape by greek willy September 18, 2008
rule 42
If it exist, there is a pony version of it. No exceptions.
Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.
Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.
rule 42 by DutchBrony October 30, 2011
Half your age plus seven rule.
A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.
Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.
Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.
Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.
Half your age plus seven rule. by Trojan91 July 21, 2012