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Russian Twists

to have a russian thot spin on top of your head. search up helicopter porn for more info.
damn you got to do russian twists yesterday?
by joemamameifyourgay November 2, 2019
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Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out
I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar
by Yungkilla5 September 21, 2015
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beautiful russians

The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally
MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES
by Foofyfoff April 27, 2017
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Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!
by tolnickser January 3, 2021
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Russian abuse

The act of committing abuse against a Russian
You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!
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Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.
Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023
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