Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

by Jakemon00 December 27, 2022

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

Poop Pub

The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.

Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.

by Girl racer November 26, 2010

Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

by Puck it February 1, 2014

Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.

You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.

by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011

Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012