When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
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Get the Poop soup mug.A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.
Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!
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Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
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