Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016
Get the salty pimpmug. by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015
Get the mailbox pimpmug. shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
Get the shit pimpmug. A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
Get the C pimpmug. an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug. 
an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug.