by C Squat January 21, 2009
Get the big shitmug. An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.
Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit.
Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.
Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.
Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011
Get the Do shitmug. Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
by Eric Lazar August 21, 2007
Get the shit birdmug. by LSD420 July 21, 2006
Get the Pelican Shitmug. justin was talking shit to michael about how kelli doesnt need a winter coat, shes fat enough to keep herself warm
by kelli fucking hennessy December 30, 2007
Get the talking shitmug. A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.
by Project Manager December 28, 2005
Get the Shit Bombmug. The best way to comunicate to your boss that you're tired of sitting in a cubicle doing the same shit every day and you wish to be fired.
by k@m0n August 24, 2008
Get the fuck this shitmug.