1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.
"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."
by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

by FireUpTheGrill April 5, 2019

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

by Sus_ king September 3, 2021

A train that starts at Brisbane and stops at Kyogle, Casino, Grafton, Coffs Harbour, Sawtell, Urunga, Nambucca Heads, Macksville, Kempsey, Wauchope, Kendall, Taree, Wingham, Gloucester, Dungog, Maitland, Broadmeadow, Fassifern, Wyong, Gosford, Hornsby, Strathfield and Central and runs one service every day. It skips Eungai station because it is an idiot.
by Eungai November 19, 2023

by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022
