Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.

Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!

by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

Matthewing it

Reaching a flow-state of being so good at a game that it is unimaginable

While we were playing fornite, my friend is matthewing it.

by Jeridistifn February 19, 2026

Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.

After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.

by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026

Matthew

Loves to eat cake.

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.

by user5676767 March 13, 2026

Matthew harrison

Loves to say retard even though his teachers say not too and is the GOAT.

Who said retard, it was probably Matthew Harrison

by The fizzled February 12, 2025