the result of an italian bakery.
by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009
Get the swedish corn muffin mug.Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.
you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"
Rachel: reply's "maybe"
you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
Rachel: reply's "maybe"
you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
by corvo21 May 12, 2011
Get the Don't front stunt muffin mug.The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
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