swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009

Don't front stunt muffin

Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.

you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"

Rachel: reply's "maybe"

you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!

by corvo21 April 21, 2011

Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.

What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.

by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009

Suck My muffin

Abrev : 'SSM'

An insult,

created by Daniel Roe and Sophy Mason on the 27th July at 11:56pm

Go and SUCK MY MUFFIN!

by Meowowowowow July 27, 2008

fuzzy muffin

When one person places his or her naked butt directly onto the face of another person.

Larry was being such a douche so we held him down so I could give him a fuzzy muffin.

by Master Timbo 69 January 20, 2017

cock head cunt muffin

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends

Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin

by Tomas C April 17, 2010

cotton headed niggy muffin

an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk

" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"

by hncjo094 February 05, 2009