Similar to gooning;
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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2. Also yet another set of Pokémon games, because wynaut.
2. Also yet another set of Pokémon games, because wynaut.
by Yet another random person November 20, 2016
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Nicknamed "Moon-Truthers", these skeptics insist that the moon is merely a holographic progection.
Nicknamed "Moon-Truthers", these skeptics insist that the moon is merely a holographic progection.
by Aylabab October 4, 2017
Get the moon Truther mug.The difference, my love, is that your presence sets my eyes aglow; my butterflies rise in a storm, while to you, I am barely a thought.
At dawn, Before I even open my eyes, I’m already thinking of you, smiling, wishing the universe would let me wake up beside you one day.
When beauty touches my life, your name is the first my soul calls; when the day breaks me, it is your voice I ache to fall into.
I long to hear everything about you, your fears, your joys, even the smallest details you’d forget to share with anyone else; a song or picture you'd wanna share, with the moon, the sunset, sunrise or just some cute horses.
I would give you endless embraces, soft kisses, and every tenderness my heart holds.
I call the Moon to witness the depth of what you’ve done to me, how often I think of you, how urgently my heart still reaches out for you. She has watched me through every sleepless night, carrying your name on my lips. Just ask her
And that, my darling, is the truth: you made my heart choose you, and yours never chose Mi...
At dawn, Before I even open my eyes, I’m already thinking of you, smiling, wishing the universe would let me wake up beside you one day.
When beauty touches my life, your name is the first my soul calls; when the day breaks me, it is your voice I ache to fall into.
I long to hear everything about you, your fears, your joys, even the smallest details you’d forget to share with anyone else; a song or picture you'd wanna share, with the moon, the sunset, sunrise or just some cute horses.
I would give you endless embraces, soft kisses, and every tenderness my heart holds.
I call the Moon to witness the depth of what you’ve done to me, how often I think of you, how urgently my heart still reaches out for you. She has watched me through every sleepless night, carrying your name on my lips. Just ask her
And that, my darling, is the truth: you made my heart choose you, and yours never chose Mi...
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Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !
Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.
She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !
Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.
She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
by Moo00ooo0oo0n November 23, 2021
Get the Moon mug.As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
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an insane person: what? they're horrible.
a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
an insane person: what? they're horrible.
a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024
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