Matthew

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.
Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.
by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"
by MBison69 November 23, 2021
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matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
my boyfriend is named matthews
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Matthew

The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...
"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"
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MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks
Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.
by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025
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Matthew is an amazing person who will stun you every chance he gets, he's usually gay or closeted, very rarely will Matthew have a full straight way of life. Overall Matthew will be the best lover you will find and do everything you can not to loose him. Matthew is going to make you feel so good both emotionally nd physically, he's a great friend and overall an amazing person
God I wish I was like Matthew he has such a perfect life and a perfect boyfriend
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