Lucais
Lucais by Niggabot9000 November 2, 2016
Luca
Luca by Ya boi sassy December 7, 2016
Related Words
Lucasing • lucasm • Lucased • Lucasexual • Lucasian • Lucas D • Lucas F • lucas jade zumann • Lucas Koch • Lucas Scott
Luca Bok
The dirtiest of all sex positions, involving:
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
- Mint toothpaste
- Blueberry pie
- Wrench
- Football pump
- 1 Pubic hair of a middle aged Asian
1. Poor the toothpaste all over the schlong.
2. Place wrench horizontally in ass crack to ensure widest opening.
3. Insert the blueberry pie into the whole without causing any damage.
4. Pump the blueberry pie with the football pump until it has reached full capacity.
5. Slide into that blueberry pie like you slide into Elon Musk’s dms.
6. Once the blueberry pie has exploded, use the pubic hair to carefully remove your schlong.
Caution:
Performing the Luca Bok more than once will result in death.
Warning:
By performing the Luca Bok, you will not be able to sit for about 3 months due to the friction and stretch-marks.
Average Chungus: “I did the Luca Bok yesterday!”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
Average Sid: “Oh my god, you dirty animal!”
Average Chungus: “I can’t sit anymore but it was worth it.”
Average Sid: “Where did you get the instruments?”
Average Chungus: “Oh I had them all in my closet! Can you believe it?”
Average Sid: “Oh I can.”
Luca Bok by BeetrootBoy69 July 2, 2020
Luca effect
The Luca effect describes the process of people assimilating with the incredible Luca due to spending an immense amount of time with him. They start picking up his behaviours as for instance smoking or eating a lot of meat and also his type of humour. The effect was observed and proven many times by his closest friends.
“I heard that juli has become a chainsmoker over the last few days.”
“Haha it must be the Luca effect!”
“Haha it must be the Luca effect!”
Luca effect by mariosreittier August 22, 2023
lucasm
lucasm by Matthew R. Lucas January 14, 2008
Luca
Luca is a good looking, charming guy who is always in for a good laugh. He is nice, kind hearted and most of all, he is incredibly good looking. Whenever you are in a bad mood, he will be there to lighten up your day and make you smile. Anyone who has Luca as a friend can be really lucky. Life is better with Luca in it.
Man, that dude over there must be a Luca. Pretty much sex-on-legs!
Gees, I really had a rough day but Luca was there to cheer me up. What an incredible guy.
I wish Luca was my boyfriend!
Gees, I really had a rough day but Luca was there to cheer me up. What an incredible guy.
I wish Luca was my boyfriend!
Luca by Catwoman.com July 26, 2016