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Best friend law

The best friend law is when you have a friend of the opposite gender and your both single around Christmas then you have to date
Person: hey we have to date because of the best friend law
by Vexk December 19, 2021
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Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
by Ludd July 17, 2015
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Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.
'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow
by William717 April 8, 2009
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j-law

Jennifer Lawrence's nickname
'Oi Dude! Who do you think will win the Grammy for best actress?'
Oh its gotta be J-Law she's ace!
by Mojitohuma January 1, 2014
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to lay down the law

That crazy lady ran out in middle of the park, dropped trou, then layed down the law in plain view of everyone.

After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?
by antitrustfund October 22, 2009
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The Law of the Sova ult

TheLlaw of the Sova ult states: If there is a Sova ult used in the tactical FPS VALORANT, Bumpaah shall die to it no matter what.
The Law of the Sova ult ruled once again as Bumpaah dies to the Sova ult.
by BumpFan69 August 10, 2021
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