by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021
Get the You were killed by: mug.A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!
"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
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Get the craze kill mug.Says Candy O but if her religion is true then he ISN'T killing kids. The good ones are going to heaven and the bad ones are going to hell.
Hym "Therefore, killing kids only has moral significance if her religion is false. And IF NOT, and the religion is TRUE... He can't stop killing kids. Because he isn't. They are immortal. They have immortal souls. The religion leaves no room protesting the death of children because under the auspices of her own religion, whatever is happening to those kids is, in fact, whatever her God wants to happen. They are either burning forever in a lake of fire OR they were fast-tracked to paradise. And there is no in-between. She also has no moral basis for things like threatening children. Nothing in the Bible about threatening kids and there is A LOT in the Bible about murdering them. God regularly tells people to do it and/or sends bears to murder them himself. Tells Isaac to murder his son. Tells Jebthah to murder his daughter. Tells Saul to kill all of the men, women, children, and animals and then when Saul FAILS and has David do it. And it would be weird for Sodom and Gomorrah to be completely devoid of children or the entire world to be devoid of children before the flood... So... Yeah, no, but it DOES say something about not being allowed to steal."
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