Kentucky tailgate

When a hillbilly in an Amish dress and Mountain Dew drenched balls, bends over the Sidebar of a rusted out pickup, and gets mounted by a horse that's ends in a Miami Makeover.

There was definitely a different look to Bill when he received his Kentucky tailgate, than when his wife gave him a Miami makeover.

by Kentucky Tim July 15, 2022

Kentucky Silkworm

When you dive to the the bottom of a body of water, flip upside down, and blow a load toward the surface.

Marc Murphy just dropped a Kentucky silkworm in a lake

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Waterfall

Where a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....

I have moment in my pants at the start of every horse race ....damn you Kentucky Waterfall...

by Bust-A-Murph September 21, 2022

Kentucky Waterfall

When a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....

"I have movement in my britches at the start of every horse race - damn you Kentucky Waterfall!"

by Bust-A-Murph September 21, 2022

Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.

by westtd October 4, 2022