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kevin

"yo have u seen kevin"
"no why would i hang around that cunt failed abortion fucker his mom shouldve swallowed him"
by ur big booty mom May 27, 2023
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Kevin Saunders

by Schmilly August 19, 2021
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin

Person 1: The football team is so Kevin
Person 2: Sybau
Gurt: Yo
by bananadaddy7 April 26, 2025
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kevin

A person who is lazy and struggles to handle difficult times, often coming out worse off. He is isolated and lacks supportive friends. He is insecure and lacks talent. He deserves death by death death.
I am a Kevin with a short life span.
by pakistani.kevin April 9, 2025
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Kevin Reynolds

That braceface boy from Supernoobs and also the king of rap
by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021
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Kevin

KEVIN!!!
by Jerry Springler May 9, 2022
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