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Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
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Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.
I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi
by birdspit September 13, 2023
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Job Kangaroo

Someone who hops around jobs and jumps between job to job
He’s just got himself a new job again - he’s such a job kangaroo
by OliveWills September 29, 2023
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Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
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asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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Prop Job

A Prop Job is a blowjob that's given or recieved while acting as a part of a theatrical or stage set. In other words, it is the result of being a prop while getting or giving a blowjob. Related to Hand Prop Job and Rim Prop Job .
They're performing Shakespeare's A Midsummers Night's Dream in the park tonight. Do you want to put on your crotchless gilly suit, crawl out into Puck's forest, and I'll give you a Prop Job during act three ?
by Masked Evader November 4, 2019
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Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020
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