birdspit's definitions

Stupink

Having the ability to think anything but avoiding thinking at all costs.

"Bro stupink for genetic. It not fix.

by birdspit November 16, 2022

Embezose

When Amazon takes over your business.

KMart, Borders, Circuit City, they were all heavily embezosed.

by birdspit December 12, 2023

Dregmaster

Somebody who is installed by authorities to provide ineffective care in order to keep social dregs in their places.

The creepy kid was talking again, but the dregmaster stepped in to ask if he needed extra meds.

by birdspit October 6, 2023

constructorbation

Among other things, when you write Java, especially when you write a new class.

Microtest-driven UML-oriented smalltalk sprints turnted out to be constructorbation. Real programming was thereafter conducted in perl-compatible regex.

by birdspit December 21, 2022

Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.

I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi

by birdspit September 13, 2023

Tangentopoly

Mobsters who receive kickbacks on the basis of literally being the government. One of the corners of an iron triangle.

An English cognate of the Italian word 'tangentopoli'.

The military tangentopoly votes for most of its own funding.

by birdspit October 7, 2023