Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Heelys Jew

The epitome of the perfect woman, she glides the halls like a leprechaun on acid. Don't come for her, or she will talk about her mom's brain surgery.

Did you see heelys jew yesterday? She was wearing her camo heelys.

by hochaum December 10, 2016

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit

Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.

by DIG BICK P June 5, 2025

Jews

See? Not allowed.

Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021