Native Shower

The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.

Randyl is into some weird stuff. Yesterday night, she wanted me to Native Shower her.

by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011

Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Shower whore

Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth

Hey don’t be a shower whore

by YOURBFF123123 May 29, 2018

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.

I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.

by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024