troll food

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond

I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.

by SpasticSarcastic November 09, 2019

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food dog

(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.

"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"

by sulungskwa November 04, 2019

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armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,

That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food

by Auberjunois May 13, 2023

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Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

by MrManMaking February 23, 2021

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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

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