Double Trouble

When a pregnant woman goes bungee jumping and simultaneously gives birth, and the baby bungees off the umbilical cord.

"Sarah experienced double trouble during last week's mountain trip!"

by Pincanis January 14, 2022

Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.

The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022

Double-Boosted

1. Someone who has thrown away their humanity by injecting Donald Trump's Operation Warp Speed shots four times

2. Someone with discolored, zombie-looking skin

3. Someone doing something idiotic, based on the brain fog that comes from repeatedly injecting experimental mRNA gene therapies.

1. I hate fascist Republicans so much I wear a mask everywhere, PCR test myself twice a week, and got myself double-boosted! We should force them to do it too!

2. " Dude, did you see that Zoomer cashier in the store? She looked sickly."

"Clearly she's double-boosted."

3. Will this double-boosted asshole go already?! The light is green! Fucking GO!

by dirdeed September 25, 2022

The Double Decker

When a guy takes both fist and shoves them both into a girl's pussy and ass at the same

He did the double decker on me this morning and I'm sore

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 22, 2022

Double Upvote

This is when someone agrees with something so much they take the time out of their day to upvote it, click the comments button and fucking break reddit for some post about veganisim that was probably posted by an all-carnivore.

*Post about veganisim*
Karen: “HOLY SHIT YAAASSS”
*Upvotes it then upvotes it again from the comments*
OP: (to karen) “I fucking hate vegans why the fuck did you double upvote”

by Gen-z meanings May 28, 2022

double trans

when some one looks trans twice because of hair cut ect.

bro why do you look double trans gender

by coksuckalingwife March 14, 2022