Cum crusty 

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

Cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

cum cake 

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

cum cake by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009

cum guzzling gutter monkey 

A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.

Your parents are cum guzzling gutter monkeies.

cum guzzling gutter monkey by Taylor January 8, 2005

cum cakes 

A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes

I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!

cum cakes by fordtech March 30, 2009

cum guzzling gutter whore 

some dumb trashy girl who will sleep with anything because she cant get anyone good

Brittney Stiles is a cum guzzling gutter whore, don't you agree?

cum guzzling gutter whore by Haiwood Jablomi April 12, 2007

cum brace 

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

cum brace by Kempo September 22, 2006

cum smoker 

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

cum smoker by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003