baby bop

A beloved green and pink dinosaur from the TV series Barney and Friends who is a comfort item for many girls across America

Sutton: I never go anywhere without my baby bop!

by Laquantashaydaquisha aka Sam January 16, 2009

Hate Baby

When you hate a girl so much, you get her pregnant and then bail.

"Did you hear about Tammy?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out Sean was only being nice to her to get her pregnant..."
"He didn't?!?"
"Yep, he gave her a hate baby."
"God, that sucks. Really? Sean?"
"Yep."
"Man. Oh, by the way, I got an 88 on that test."
"Oh awesome! Yeah I still don't know what I got."
"I am sure you did fine."
"Hopefully."

by b.town February 18, 2009

Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo who dress up like a baby and talk with too many w's in their words. Hang around Adoption Centres looking for a (preferably) HC rich 'mwummy' or 'dwaddy'. Sad losers with no lives.

UNIFORM:::

HAIR: Girls: Two pigtails

Boys: BALD.

TOP: Hoodie, ANY colour. Please don't ask WHY they wear a hoodie.
BOTTOMS: Shorts or a miniskirt
SHOES: Bunny slippers

I usually deal with them by

a) being incredibly mean to them in the adoption centre or b) being all nice in the adoption centre, taking them home and torturing them.

NOTE: Do NOT attempt to comprehend the Habbo Baby language without an expert at hand.

EXAMPLE A) (See above)
Habbo Baby: -TwoddleshOverTwoohPwettyWadyAndSmwilesh-
Me: -steals shoes, bangs baby's head on the wall and slaps-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Cwies Icklesh Hweart Out-
Me:Get a life, loser
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Then I get banned from the room. Oh well-its worth it >:) haha)

Example b)

Habbo Baby: Hewwosh
Me: Oh hi hunny!
Habbo Baby: Will woo adwoptesh mwe?
Me: Of course!Accept friend request.
Habbo Baby: Yay!
**AT MY HOUSE**
Me: -shaves ur hair off-
Habbo Baby: waa ur hurting mwee :(
Me: Shut up! -cuts a slit in ur leg-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Pathetic! -slaps-
Habbo Baby: Mwummy I hwave swomefing twooh twell wooh, and its swo swad I dwont knwow hwow twooh sway it :'O
Me: What?
Habbo Baby: I dwont wantesh twooh bweeh wur chwild any mwore:'( Bwecwause wu hwurt mwe and bweeh mween twooh mwe :'(
Me: SAD!?!?!? That's the best news all day! Good riddance! -craps on u and chucks u in2 da gutter with all the green slime-

These experiences actually HAPPENED to me,believe it or not! Stupid habbo baby noobs

by Run away-it's me! May 23, 2009

sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"

If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!

by Silky Smooth December 22, 2003

cry baby

A type of wah-wah pedals made by Dunlop used by Jimi Hendrix.

Man, no one can use a cry baby like Hendrix could!

by Digga-Dan January 30, 2007

Toilet baby

When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers

God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!

by tempys01 September 9, 2010

Blueface Baby

When a baby slides out the womb with an umbilical cord wrapped around it's neck choking it to death.

Jill recently suffered the loss of her infant child while giving birth. The infant was choked until his face was blue and didn't survive. Jill gave birth to a blueface baby.

by KcChief February 19, 2019