I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
by Dococ77 March 07, 2021
by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019
An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
by Accelgor February 27, 2017
Baxter: Yo bro, I’m so horny I think I’m gonna do a sugar burger
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter
by Baxter Cunningham September 03, 2021
Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
by Doogan08 February 12, 2025
by BurgerCock December 28, 2023