Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 23, 2011

Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.

Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...

by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

Bloody wanks!

The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.

Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"

by mikkel the great October 14, 2011

tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.

I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.

by the david robson July 2, 2011

Wiki Wank

To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.

A:*compelling argument*

B: *wiki wanks* *Goes on to re-word a page off of Wikipedia for a rebuttal*

by Sauce Baus October 25, 2011