Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"

by Simon Lin August 11, 2024

Kevin

An enemy or other hostile entity that becomes non-hostile due to a bug or glitch

Yup that's a Kevin

by anella February 18, 2024

Kevin The Frog

Kermit's uncle by Dan Dingle

Kevin The Frog is a cool uncle!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Kevin

Bad

The weather is so Kevin rn.

by jumprfit May 5, 2025

Kevin

A guy who can't do the splits

he can't go all the way down
what a kevin

by NotSamson October 14, 2021

Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly

Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT

by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023

Ts so kevin

the definition of "ts so kevin" is those slaves are so kevin
nigger balls and peach lemonade is my favorite

"ts so kevin bro like damn"

by nignig1215 April 28, 2025