by mmeez March 22, 2019
Get the free dollarsmug. A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
Get the Free Willymug. 
When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
Get the flat freemug. 
If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.
by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022
Get the Free Hotelmug. 
Get the free the turtlesmug.