Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.

Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

asshole

The guy who buys 8 next generation consoles and sells them at a 100% markup.

Are you the asshole who is scalping all the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series Xs?

by Cold Scissors December 18, 2020

Asshole

Nicole Harbour

'Dear Fat People' is written by an asshole

by Jimmuchumba July 8, 2016

asshole

the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of

“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL

by claire╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ November 4, 2020

Asshole

Sonny marion man who treats everyone as lesser beings

Your an asshole

by Qwertiou! September 4, 2018

asshole

Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997

Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole

by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

Asshole

Asshole: someone who posts a lot of things on Urban Dictionary and doesn't vote on them so they are all backed up.

I posted on one thing then voted on over 100 posts to make up for it cause it is backed up.

I am not an Asshole ... Are you?

Synynyms: Dickhead,cocklover,ass,junky,tocoolforschool

by TruthfulLier"_" August 7, 2015